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bowtiesandbatman:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

Every bit of this is gold. Headcanon accepted

(Source: thorinium)

candyvalkyrie:

Hey guys! In celebration of my new job i’m throwing a giveaway again~
Since everyone likes to cosplay, here’s your chance to build your own cosplay!

Prizes:

  • 1 pair of contacts from pinkyparadise under $30
  • 1 wig on ebay (or a different wig store of your choice) under $40
  • 1 complete costume on ebay under $150
  • 1 pair of shoes on ebay under $50
  • 2 accessories of your choice under $60 (if you don’t want accessories i can buy you something on ebay/amazon equal to $60 value)

Rules:

  • For additional entries you can follow bruhnilla and my instagram  (+2 entries each follow)

  • Join featurepoints with my entrycode: TBYDRM (+5 entries)

  • For many entries, buy something from this wishlist (+20 entries each purchase and +1 entry for each dollar spent- not including shipping)
  • Likes will be ignored, but you may use it as bookmark
  • You can reblog is as much as you want, but please, be considerate of your followers
  • No giveaway blogs or empty blogs (i will check)
  • Unfollowers will be disqualified from future giveaways
  • Do not remove text
  • And for the winner, keep your ask box open. The winner also has 48 hours to respond, if not i will pick a new winner

  • I will ship internationally

The giveaway will end on January 1st, 2015

alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

(Source: onvavoiir)

weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

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